| When the going gets rough... | | | | me how bad their server's economy is. Your economy |
| The tough get going! If you write me an email that | | | | is NOT BAD! I say that in all seriousness and in the |
| looks like this. To make things interesting, I made it a | | | | nicest way possible. Instead of looking at your |
| madlib! | | | | economy as an absolute good or bad, look at it as a |
| Write down a Negative Verb, Present Tense. | | | | living, breathing animal. This animal cannot be tamed, |
| Write down an Expensive item in game. | | | | EVER, but it can be influenced by intelligent use of |
| Write down an Inexpensive item in game. | | | | bidding, buying, crafting, modifing and reselling. Before |
| Write down a Negative Adverb. | | | | you can ever be successful with the auction house |
| (*NB: NOT ACTUAL EMAIL*) | | | | you first have to get over your incorrect way of |
| Dear Marcko, Marko, Marco, Guru Gold Guy, | | | | looking at your economy. |
| I can't make gold because my economy [Negative | | | | Everyone, and I mean everyone looked at their |
| Verb]. People undercut each other instantly all day long. | | | | economy in wow and even the real world this way at |
| I can't make gold. Help! This [Expensive Item] is | | | | some point in their lives. There's no way to force |
| impossible to craft to make gold! Also, this [Inexpensive | | | | someone to see their world differently; instead it has to |
| Item] has fallen below vendor cost! These are just | | | | be discovered. I can yell all day long and stomp my |
| two examples of how [Negative | | | | feet in a terrific display of orc superiority yet my |
| Adverb] unprofitable my server's economy is. What | | | | words will always fall on deaf ears until you open up |
| should I do? | | | | to the idea that maybe your world view needs to |
| Thanks! | | | | change. |
| First off, I won't ever make fun of you for sending this | | | | Don't worry, that's why I'm here. Keep sending the |
| kind of an email. There's no such thing as a stupid | | | | emails and I will keep answering them with helpful |
| question in my mind. We all start off like this and I don't | | | | information to get you on the right track. |
| mind if you spell my name wrong either. It's actually | | | | If you are thinking about sending an email like the one |
| pretty funny if I don't catch it and then post the email | | | | featured today, please look at my Helpful Wow Gold |
| on the site at a later date. | | | | Forums. Feel free to ask for help but please be very |
| Next, I want you to think about what it is you are | | | | specific with your professions and server prices. More |
| saying. How could anyone possibly make gold under | | | | information is better than less. Also, look around for |
| your scenario? I didn't elaborate much in the example | | | | other people with the same professions and how they |
| email but a lot of people will go to great lengths to tell | | | | make gold. |